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The Phantom Scribbler has been busy with his crayons again; our iconic illustrator has a passion for both sketching and coffee, combining the two to create the following drawing. So after seeing this we decided to list a few truths for when you know you’ve drunk too much coffee.


You know you drink too much coffee when:

  • You’ve worn the finish off your coffee table.
  • Instant coffee takes too long.
  • You can jump-start your car without cables.
  • People can test their batteries in your ears.
  • People get dizzy just watching you.
  • You buy milk by the barrel.
  • You can’t even remember your second cup.
  • You don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
  • You get a speeding ticket even when you’re parked.
  • You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
  • You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
  • Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

Can you think of any more? We would love to hear from you.